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Betty Crocker is for plebs.
I don’t care if it’s 30 degrees, I’m wearing this dress!
Sorry, sorry!
Okay, bye. I’m leaving… Nevermind, I don’t want to be alone.

I’ll fight you. Square up, scrub.
uwu (say it out loud, pronounce it)
Don’t touch me.
Fuck you, cats are awesome.
I hope you know how much this disturbs me.

Hey there, gorgeous.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Who’s dick do I have to suck to suck some dick around here?
You get used to it after a while...

(on the phone) No, I’m sorry. March is dead.
Hey! I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.
I don’t care how much you tip me, I’m not going to suck your dick.
I almost didn't recognize you two NOT sitting on my couch. (@ Aly and Para)

If I drink nail polish and then nail polish remover, would it get rid of the nail polish?
It may be 3 AM, and I may have not slept for a few days, but I really want to finish this spell.
It’ll make your dog fluffier.

Please hire me.
Oh, oh. Excuse me! (nervously, not sarcastically)
Yeah, I can play! Or, I think I can. Do you think I can? (about guitar)
Hey, feel my shirt. You know what fabric it is? It… Nevermind, it’s cotton.

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